November 10, 2009

MNS - Mentally N-ill Sena

November 10, 2009 Posted by Vijay , 5 comments
Note : This post does not intend to hurt or insult Maharashtrians. It is only an attempt to scoff at the absurdity of MNS in trying to push their agenda. I whole-heartedly respect every human and am proud to be an Indian (HINDUSTANI!) and respect every Indian, wherever (s)he hails from. Only after my identity of an Indian, can I claim to be part of any state in India.

Imagine a scenario: Ponting takes the field in the mysteriously titled Honour Series (The what ?!. Courtesy:Times Now) or the still more bizarre Grudge Series(The what what ?!, courtesy:Headlines Today) in the final ODI in Mumbai tomorrow. Imagine the contradictorily paradoxical coincidence of Ponting at the press conference with Dhoni. Ponting, speaking in Marathi !?! duh ! MNS workers wielding swords and threatening the Aussie cricket captain at the post match podium - "We don't even care what happens to non-Marathis being assaulted in Australia. But while in India, and that too in Maharashtra's capital, you better be talking in Marathi. We have recorded your on-field conversations. They were in English. How dare you not learn Marathi and set foot on our proud Marathi land ?!" Ponting blinks - "?!?!"

Imagine a scenario: Call Center and BPO firms in Mumbai and Pune. MNS workers would be at the office premises, shouting slogans - "We demand all call centers be shut until the calls are answered in Marathi!". All the employees would be stunned and scratching their heads. But, the justification could well neigh be, more employment opportunities. Don't get it ? Employ a Marathi translator (re-director ?) for every Call Center employee.

Wait. Should the voices on the other side of a call also be in Marathi ?! I wonder. More technological advances to be ushered in. When a caller, calls a number which is at that moment in Maharashtra, owing to pressure from MNS, the incoming voice data service provider should translate the language in the air waves into Marathi and transmit to the receiver ! Language support should be enabled, even if the call is from a tribal land in Somalia. Wow, more employment opportunities. Courtesy, MNS !
Oops, BTW if you are at a cafe' IN MAHARASHTRA and even by the remotest of chances have opened this link, please have Marathi aided specs, so that what you read transforms magically into Marathi and you can read it ! More employment for ophthalmologists ! Look at the advancement for science !

To add, MNS will take on Mother Nature as well ! Guess how ? Now that a cyclone will hit the coast of Mumbai in a day, MNS would come out and protest against the cyclone - "Hit us in Marathi!". Before I forget, I am not quite sure if the name of the cyclone is in Marathi. If someone by chance reads this post, please tell me if "Phyan" is in Marathi. Else, MNS will have more voice. MNS would now protest - "When the cyclone hits Mumbai, it should be given a Marathi name! We cannot accept Phyan, since it is not a Marathi name!".

I just wonder. If people are stuck in the cyclone, they probably should shout -"Help" in Marathi ! Lest no help come from any quarters. Imagine, a person stuck in the cyclone, crying for help. Shouting - "Help, help" in a non-marathi language. An MNS supporter, stands beside and shouts slogans saying - "You better be shouting for help in Marathi! Until then, we will see you just drown to death!". I just hope MNS does have some humanity left and this never ever happens!

More to follow after the next insane act of MNS. Abu Azmi for the moment has oathfully taken his cabinet position in the Maharashtra Assembly.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Good one mate! I wud love to donate a few of my [near extinct] grey cells to the caretakers of "Marathi Manoos".. any takers? :P

Dude! u better enroll u'rself to karate/kalaripayattu.. u'll need it soon!!!

Anonymous said...

I hate MNS tactics of dividing the country. do they even bother to beat up any guy speaking in english?. then why they beat up a guy speaking in hindi?? I HATE POLITICIANS. FOREIGN LANGUAGE IS ALLOWED BUT HINDI LANGUAGE IS NOT ALLOWED....WOW! WHAT POLITICS!!!!

ravi said...

this is happening because,north indians(UP and Bihar) are spreading in every state.their population is large in delhi,mumbai,pune,gujarat,bangalore and the list goes on.UP and Bihar is like GALI for other part of india.These people doesnt have respect for country or state or india.They just want to earn money,food and sex.No body is happy about them.Every body think they are liablity for india.I am totally surrounded by north indians ,but dont know any body who respects women.They always talk ugly.Their KULA is totally destroyed by todays north indana.Evert body in india ia angry about them ,but only Raj Thackery and Marathi people have courage to talk about this.Because we are brave tigers and history has shown that we always stands by the side of Truths at what ever cost.Womens are first educated in Maharashtra ,dalits are first liberated in Maharashtra.Muslims dominance was first destroyed by Maharashtrian.Hindus cause was taken by first maharashtrian.You have got your state but people there are impotent.Only some rich and power full people suck the blood of others.Sachin tendukar is face of maharashtra. First you should be angry with Mayawati or Lalu Prasad ,they are sucking the blood of people and leaving them with nothing.what you people have done in last fifty years .Now you people want to share the fruits under the name of INDIA IS ONE.This ugly politics will not work now.Every state walks on the path of developement to give jobs to local population. Waiting for your replies .... Lots more to say

Swayambhu said...

this is happening because,north indians(UP and Bihar) are spreading in every state.their population is large in delhi,mumbai,pune,gujarat,bangalore and the list goes on.UP and Bihar is like GALI for other part of india.These people doesnt have respect for country or state or india.They just want to earn money,food and sex.No body is happy about them.Every body think they are liablity for india.I am totally surrounded by north indians ,but dont know any body who respects women.They always talk ugly.Their KULA is totally destroyed by todays north indana.Evert body in india ia angry about them ,but only Raj Thackery and Marathi people have courage to talk about this.Because we are brave tigers and history has shown that we always stands by the side of Truths at what ever cost.Womens are first educated in Maharashtra ,dalits are first liberated in Maharashtra.Muslims dominance was first destroyed by Maharashtrian.Hindus cause was taken by first maharashtrian.You have got your state but people there are impotent.Only some rich and power full people suck the blood of others.Sachin tendukar is face of maharashtra. First you should be angry with Mayawati or Lalu Prasad ,they are sucking the blood of people and leaving them with nothing.what you people have done in last fifty years .Now you people want to share the fruits under the name of INDIA IS ONE.This ugly politics will not work now.Every state walks on the path of developement to give jobs to local population. Waiting for your replies .... Lots more to say

Vijay said...

Swayambhu,

I sincerely wish to empathise with your thoughts. But I can't accept the lame manner in taking up this issue. There are other ways of addressing Marathi Manoos concerns than violence. Why can't there be a compulsory quota for jobs in states ? Atleast as far as Government jobs go ?

I dont understand what you mean by Muslim dominance being killed by Maharashtrians. I dont know whats so good or great to suppress by violence. Anyways, my stand is very clear. Politicians such as Raj are hypocrites who are selfish and only want power. Not the well being of the citizens. Such people do not deserve to be hailed as good citizens, forget potential leaders.